First of all dear reader, I have to know...are you willing to be my friend no matter what?
Because I have a little something to confess...
I've often been accused of having weird food tendencies...
I tend to deconstruct food when I eat it. For example, I prefer to eat all of the chocolate off of the Butterfinger before I eat the middle part. My nephew Aidan is a kindred spirit.
But that isn't my confession.
The other night I ate 1/3 of a can of tomato paste. Yep, straight out of the can with a skinny spatula.
And you know what?
It was GOOD!
Then I chased it with some Black olives. They were good, too.
Yes, I was making pizza. No, I am not making any pregnancy announcements.
I just needed to clear my conscience.
That's all for today. I hope we're still friends? :-)
1 comment:
hahahaaa!!! you're so funny.
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