Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Foolproof Dieting Tip!

How To Loose 10 Pounds In One Weekend!
  1. Get up and put in 13 miles (walk, run, whatever your pleasure)
  2. Go to a birthday party barbecue packed with family & friends; while there, play numerous rounds of Duck, Duck, Goose & Freeze Tag.
  3. Eat a late supper consisting of a Subway Flat Bread Roasted Chicken Breast Sandwich.
  4. Wake up at 4 a.m. with a vicious stomach virus.
  5. Spend the next 36 hours unable to leave your home, sipping water, diet sprite, & eating 2 whole pieces of toast.

Voila! On Monday morning (if you're like me) you will have lost 10 pounds!

*In case you're concerned, I'm back to work today feeling about 96% normal. Still a little fatigued & terribly embarrassed that I called in sick to both jobs AGAIN on a Monday. If my bosses didn't know me better, they would have me pegged as one of those girls who goes out & parties it up all weekend.

5 comments:

Steph said...

I think I'll pass on that diet! Poor girl - I can't believe you were sick again. I'm praying this is this end of that for a long, long time. Hope to see you sometime soon!

Alicia said...

I like the sound of the end result but going through that stomach bug sounds awful! Your poor thing!

13 MILES?! Wow, I don't think I've ever done that in one stretch. Gracious me, I've not even done that in 13 stretches! :)

Hope you're back to 100% soon!

Bekah said...

good thing your feeling better!

Heather Botts said...

Let me know when you are at your brothers..maybe Chloe and I (and baby:)...we are expecting again in December..Yeah!) can meet you somewhere half way..the museum is about 3 1/2 hours from our house...Please let me know...It would be great to see you or maybe you and your hubby and come our way and do Gatlinburg??

Adele said...

That's it! You're not allowed to get sick anymore! It seems you and my boys are in cahoots b/c every time I turn around someone is sick. :) Hopefully the nicer weather will help kill the "cabin fever" bugs!