This little comic comes compliments of Erin. Thanks for the giggle!
I have another single friend that recently shared this man-catching wisdom from her grandfather: Go out and buy a pair of pants the same size as the man you would like to marry. Bring them home and hang them on your bedpost. See what happens!
Evidently you're supposed to dream of the man you will marry or he will magically appear or some such thing.
Somebody try it and let me know what happens! My bed doesn't have posts so I'm out of luck!